Assholes Surf Report & Forecast

Assholes earns its name from the contempt that some surfers generally hold for beachfront homeowners. From time to time, Assholes provides consistent surf and breaks closer to shore than at Octagon, farther down the coast. Located at the east end of Surfside Beach, Assholes can be accessed by a beach road that Texas locals identify through nearby houses. If you are looking to shortboard in Surfside, it would probably be best to ask for directions to Assholes from a local, as that's the best spot... Read more