You would think a hurricane survival guide for surfers would contradict everything that is recommended for "normal" people. They batten down the hatches; we come out of the woodwork. They scream in fear; we scream with joy. They evacuate; we activate. Actually, a surfer's survival guide follows the same basic tenets as any other hurricane plan. But like the Bible, each principle is open to interpretation.

Stock up on non-perishables - Stop by your local shop and pick up plenty of wax, leashes, sunscreen and rashguards. You never know if the owner will close the shop in order to go surfing.

Gather emergency phone numbers - 900-976-SURF is easy to remember, but be sure to keep it handy in case you are struck by a stray mobile home and develop a case of amnesia.

Stay tuned into storm updates -- you'll need to know when and if a storm is going to strike, so you can tell all your friends to leave town and hoard all the waves to yourself.

Know your evacuation route -- In case roads are blocked by fallen trees, check the air in your bicycle tires and work out the quickest path to the beach.

Actually, these storms are no laughing matter. The smallest Cat 1 can rip apart homes and make the bravest stormrider question his reasons for staying. So you'll need to monitor much more than the swell window.

Pay attention to all government reports. When they ask you to leave, do so. And if you must stay at ground zero make sure you're prepared. In fact, no matter whether you plan on staying or not, be prepared for the season ahead of time. Buy plywood or storm shutters now as suppliers will sell out when a storm is around. The same goes for food and water. In fact, read all the material on hurricane readiness provided by the National Hurricane Center immediately and take the proper precautions.

By the time a storm is within striking distance, it may be too late. And trust us -- surfing will be the last thing on your mind.