A sharky beachbreak (a non-fatal whitey attack occurred here in 1996) that has its days, but Dillon is often walled and always smaller than nearby spots like Salmon Creek and Point Reyes. Plus, there are often funny currents due to the proximity of Tomales Bay. The place closes out over head-high, but can be a lot of fun at a smaller size. Keep in mind that you're supposed to cough up $5 for parking to the private beach owners, which is a joke. If the lot gate is closed, try parking just up the road between the "No Parking" signs -- it's rare for a cop to drive by and write you a ticket. If you do get a citation, send the bill to us (just kidding). For more information on Dillon, log on to www.dillonbeach.com.

Not a whole lot goin' on in Dillon Beach, but if you really want to do something after hours, head west into Tomales -- an antique farming and dairying village -- where you can toss back a few cold ones at the William Tell House Restaurant and Bar (try the prime rib). There's also a bakery, a general store and a cafe just a stone's throw from one another.

For the budget-minded, Lawson's Landing offers cheap ($11) and spacious accommodations among the cows (watch where you step), right on the water south of Dillon Beach. Give 'em a ring at 707-878-2443. In Tomales, the Victorian U.S. Hotel offers roomy rooms and private baths, 26985 Highway 1, 707-878-2742.

If you're into clams, head for Lawson's Landing on the sandy point southwest of Dillon Beach, 137 Marine View Dr., 707-878-2443. Here you can rent a boat, poke around for gaper clams or wander the mud flats teeming with waterfowl and shorebirds. You can camp here, too